So I had my first day of bootcamp today. It was really great, challenging, and really brought my pulse up high. I was dripping sweat. And then, I felt it coming. I quickly scanned the room for the closest garbage can. I began to walk towards it, and then… I projectile vomited my spinach salad EVERYWHERE. Including my shoes, my shirts, this girls yoga mat, my hands, the floor, the floor three feet away from me. I literally clutched it to my mouth, mumbled out, “I’mfjunsd so sorrysufhsfs”, and booked ass to the bathroom. Most hilarious and embarrasing moment of my young life. People were cool about it, so that’s something. But seriously. PROJECTILE VOMIT. And it was green.

Ready to dieeeeeeeeeee can’t wait for next session on Wednesday.